I've been looking at my "Mommy Marks" recently and i'm really starting to just wish i could soak in a tub of lotion. I've even contemplated selling my Kindle fire to but millions and millions of bottles of that CellTrixa crap.
So last night my wonderful boyfriend of mine was staying the night because my mom went to work. It got really hot so i just put on a big tshirt and my underwear (granted i need to do laundry so there was nothing sexy about this). Well im sitting on my couch and he pokes my butt, so i freak out like "why are you touching me?". NOW, my boyfriend is not one to sugar coat things, says, "It looks like a bear got a firm grip on your butt and pulled". So then we go back and forth, where i finally just become really quiet, show him the menagiere of strechmarks on my butt, then i get, "Babe, it looks like your butt wants to be like Freddy Kreuer".
NO, i was not mad. In fact i agreed. Because no matter how much lotion i put on my butt, the strechmarks dont fade, they dont shrink, they sit there and they mock me. I have no strechmarks anywhere else, NO WHERE NONE! But of course, they appear there.
Of course they would appear there right as swimsuit season approaches. So maybe ill not only be putting foundation on my face, ill be applying bronzer to my other cheeks too.
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