Fat or Just pregnant?

"Are you Fat or just pregnant?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"OH! Youre pregnant! i thought you just got fatter..LOL"
"When are you due?"
"Boy or Girl?" -points to your belly


I don't mind telling people that i am pregnant. I don't mind telling people how i feel that i'm pregnant. But please, please, PLEASE!!! for cheese sake, do NOT shout out "Are you pregnant?"

Because when people are pregant (okay MOST people) its pretty obvious to tell that they are pregnant. Pregnant people werent just abducted and then forced to eat a volleyball. Its kinda rude also, not only because you are shouting, but it also puts us in a very awkward position. And being oregnant as it is, IS VERY EMOTIONAL. So you may think, "Geez i was just asking", in our heads its like, "What the hell is this M********s problem, its obvious i'm pregnant, why the F*** did you have to shout?", and either they get mad or angry or really frustrated to the point of tears, because now all eyes are on them. And being a teen mom, im already looked at enough. (Like lets all stare at the pregnant teen, as if shes a exhibit at the zoo). So next time that you are thinking about asking OUTLOUD if someone is pregnant, ya know, just take the time if you are that interested, to
just walk up to them, and politely ask them if they have a seamonkey growin in there. I'm almost, ALMOST 100% positive that they will appreciate it, a whole lot more than if you shouted at them....making everyone look...causing pregnant rage....which could be your COD (cause of death, NOT Call Of Duty).