Starring contest with my fetus?

So i know i made a post about people yelling. But this whole starring thing is like a real problem.

So its Mommy's Day and i'm at the mall. A pretty teen and young adult filled place, so youd think that they would have sometime in their lifetime seen 16&Pregnant. Not that i am saying i am one of those girls, but, they starred at me like i was a walking sparkly pink unicorn. They looked at my belly like my baby was waving hi to everyone. I wasn't waddling around with a giant pink sign, i wasnt wearing anything showing my belly, i wasnt showing any skin. I mean i was in pants and a mid-sleeve tshirt. I mean i pretty much looked like everyone else minus the fact that my belly stuck out like a rhinocerus horn. But still, the starring, the gawking, the jaw dropping, like ive said before im not some exhibit on display. Teen pregnancy happens, yes it is one of those rare occurances like a meteor shower in the middle of the day (sorry dinos maybe thats why you died, you didnt expect a meteor to hit your face midbrunch).

Having a starring contest with a pregnant womans fetus is not a good idea, because who knows what part of that fetus youre starring at. You could be starring at my kids butt right now, and you wouldnt know. So next time you stare at a pregnant mommies belly , i hope that fetus farts right in your face.